Thursday, July 28, 2011

That Dope!

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“Crack is wack.” That’s what Whitney Houston said. But as I have seen, some crack heads have recovered from their addiction while others are still struggling from it. Here is my top ten crack heads. Some have recovered while relapsing and others are still on that shit.

10. Ray Charles

The movie alone told you home boy didn't give a shit. Maybe he couldn't see what he was snorting. (I know I'm wrong) "You got the right one, baby" all right. But rest in peace.

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9. Rick James

I know you remember hearing about Rick tying some broad up and beating the shit out of her. Also, you may remember hearing how he made the woman smoke crack all day. And you think when he wrote "Party All the Time", he really was talking bout dancing and shit?


8. Michael Irvin

In 2005, Michael Irvin was on his way to a furniture store. As he was pulled over, the police officers found a crack pipe in his car. When was the last time you just happen to have a crac pipe laying around in your car?

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7. Robert Downey, Jr.

In the 90's and early 2000's, if you listened to the news, this mug was getting arrested over and over for getting busted with dope. But he did eventually turn himself around and started making big movies.

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6. DMX

For real, do I need to even explain anything for this dude? When he first came out as an rapper, he sounded like he was on crack. Look at his mannerism. He has crack head tendencies. How do I know crack head tendencies? Aww, I think every family has at least one crack head in it.


5. Richard Pryor

Richard himself would tell you in some of his jokes that he was on that dope. Did you watch "JoJo Dancer, Your Life is Calling?" Watch this clip and you tell me.


4. Charlie Sheen

This year, you couldn't go a week without hearing about this dude. I mean, c'mon now. In the 80's and 90's, this dude was getting arrested week after week for being doped up. This dude even said crack is okay if you can manage it socially. True words from a crack head.



3. Marion Berry

In 1990, the FBI bust Marion Barion in a hotel for crack while he was "Partying" with some hookers. Not only was he arrested and spent time in jail, but this mother fucker was reelected as mayor of DC. And y'all wonder why there are so many crack heads in DC and the roads are fucked up.


2. Whitney Houston

Whitney, Whitney, Whitney. Now I could have linked Bobby Brown to this post, but in my eyes, I don't think he was bigger than any of the previous 8 I named. Now Whitney was the shit in the 80's and 90's. And then she married Bobby Brown. Now I always thought Whitney had that ghetto mentality to begin with. I mean, she is from Newark and Newark ain't no easy place to grow up. But every since she hit the pipe, it's been nothing but a downfall. Too many examples to pin point. Even though she said crack was wack, bitch please.

1. Oprah Winfrey

Now if this bitch can do crack and be one of the wealthiest people in the world, some one pass me a crack pipe. Oprah was straight hood with her shit. Made her own crack and was free basing. That's what I'm talking about, Oprah.

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So for all you crack heads reading this, you can make it if Oprah can. What the hell am I talking about if you are reading this. All the electronics have already been sold for that rock. But readers, if I am missing anybody, let me know. Or if you think my rankings are a little messed up, let me know. Peace.

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