Wednesday, November 24, 2010

This Thing Called Patience

It's been a hectic year for your boy, Mike Turner. Not really, but really. I'm so ready to get back on my feet and I mean in a good way. If you have been checking out the Durty Truth, the funniest show on the net, you may know what I'm taking about. Dealing with my kid's mom, work, fake ass niggas and bitches. I know it can only get better. And trust me, it is getting there. A few days ago, I got my finger prints for this government job. (Ah, can you say set for life?) So I am waiting by the phone and checking my e-mail on a regular. Be patient, young man, be patient. I am trying to, but just like my cards the last time I played, I need this shit to flip to the right way. Since I am not a bad dude, I know it wasn't intended for bad things to happen to me. As much as I love to clown and joke around, all the lies these raggedy ass niggas and bitches (Sup, Big Most Wanted) then told on me, I have withstood all that shit and am still on my feet. So while I am part time down, you bitches ain't left a dent on me. I never reached my boiling point and am still the same negro I was before all this went down.
I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHEN I GET BACK ON MY FEET.
Ya'll been warned.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Just Can't Stay Away

The words you are about to read are my thoughts and my thoughts alone. If you don't like it, there's a big ass X on the top right of your screen or on the left if you are using a Mac.

Lil' Wayne just got out of jail, T.I. just went back to jail (Dumb ass) and Gucci Maine, depending where you are reading is either in jail or out of jail. Now let's state the obvious, I have been said that rappers, not emcees, but rappers are the dumbest people in the world besides black football and basketball athletes.

Can I state this: Why do people act like rappers are political figures? I was reading a report on how people were lined outside, sleeping for hours, waiting for Lil' Wayne to get out of jail. Hello, this goulish looking nigga committed a crime. Why are people, fans, who this dude does not know personally, give a shit about this dude like this. When your family members are getting out of jail, where you camping out, waiting for them to get out? If you are, then this isn't for you. But if not, you should be a shame. Because my family, all the way to second cousin, will come first before any famous people.

Now let's talk about the shenanigans of Lil' Wayne.Image and video hosting by TinyPic People are acting like this dude is the next second coming. If you look at it, you may have never realized dude even went to jail with all the videos and music he was putting out while he was gone. Didn't he just drop a new CD a few weeks ago. Now don't get it twisted, I will never and have never ever been a fan of this lil' boy, (And I say boy because men don't do half the shit these dumb ass niggas do) but in all honestly, I'm sick of people acting like this dude can rap. Hello. This dude wouldn't stand a chance against any of my ideals. (G. Rap, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, GZA, Redman, etc.) But since we are in a different time, I'm considered a hater. To any of my critics, fuck you. And I read all the tweets of rappers saying, "Congratulations Wayne on being home." First of all, I hate reading these tweets. I hate tweeting period unless its the R&B singer. I'll get to tweeting another day, but you had people getting fired from their job in the jail, acting like damn fans instead of acting like they were suppose to. Not trying to be funny, I ain't getting fired from my job for nobody not even Halle Berry. (I don't think I would for her.)

Let's talk about T.I.Image and video hosting by TinyPic Didn't this 100 pound tough talk killer just get out of jail a few months ago? wasn't the name of his upcoming CD called "King Uncaged?" I wonder what it's called now. First of all, you should have been committed for marrying Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. Image and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPicMy fault, Tiny from Xscape. Every time I look at her, I just want a piece of bacon or think of some chitlins. But lets get back to the topic on hand. T.I or Tip or dumb ass as I would call you, you are an idiot. Not for marrying your wife without a ton of liquor in you or being legally considered blind, you are an idiot. You just got out of jail, have a record of being in and out of jail, and you still continue to do dumb stuff that the average person would be looked up for years. Clifford, do you like your asshole fooled with? You must. Because I'm not going to continue and continue and continue to do stupid shit that will cause me to be away from my kids and my woman. Now I understand being away from your wife, but with her being as ugly as she is, I would be around her than a bunch of strong face looking niggas. I'm sorry.

Now lets talk about Gucchi Man for a hot second. Image and video hosting by TinyPicAnd I mean a hot second since I have never followed this man's career, never heard a full song from him, and thinks he is in the top 10 if not 5 worst rappers ever. (Sorry Dame) Now from what I read, either this dude is in jail or not. Now I know I heard that he just got released from jail a few month or maybe a few weeks. From what I'm hearing, homeboy is a junkie. Can somebody get this man some help? Who the hell is his manager? Where the fuck is his friends and family?

I'm not famous (Yet) in no way right now, but as long as I have family, friends (Real friends and not a bunch of niggas who come around when I get big) and common sense, I'm not going to continue to be a repeat offender. You stupid ass dudes and it's not just you three, are some idiots. And the people who make y'all seem like you are some world figures are some fools, too. These dudes aren't Malcolm X or Martin Luther King. These dudes aren't even Jesse Jackson. Stop acting like these dumb ass rappers are important people. They are rappers. Hear Me. RAPPERS. Not even good ones. Like Larry Fishbourne said in "School Dayz, " WAKE UP! And stop acting like the typical dumb ass celebrity. But then again, you might not want to listen to Larry. Look at the good job he did.Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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